I mean, come on

How am I expected to get Christmasy when it's 70 degrees out? A little help here! (OK, it was 70 yesterday, but today is down to a slightly more appropriate 50-ish. That's still not Christmasy enough for me. You know, half of my parentage grew up with Christmas in summer -- southern hemisphere and all that -- so you'd think I could groove to this. But no. I demand nippy!)